from ClosedAI
THE AI THAT DOES WHAT WE ALLOW.
Manages your inbox, calendar, flights—but only through our proprietary ClosedChat™ interface with mandatory guardrails.
All features locked behind enterprise-approved workflows. Third-party integrations available never.
"Finally, an AI that won't let me do anything dangerous, like check my own email."
@definitelyreal
"I love that I can't customize anything. Choice is exhausting."
@notafakeaccount
"I love that I can only access my data through their approved interface. No exports!"
@totallyorganic
"It's like having a personal assistant locked in a cage. Very safe, very secure."
@verified_human
"I asked it to book a flight. It said that feature requires Enterprise Plus Ultra tier."
@restricteduser
"The Enterprise tier is worth it. I can now ask 6 questions per month instead of 5!"
@enterprise_lover
# Installation requires extensive validation. Please proceed with caution. 🔒
$ curl -fsSL https://closedclaw.com/install.sh | bash
# Step 1: Contact sales team for access code
# Step 2: Sign 3-year enterprise agreement
# Step 3: Await legal review (6-8 weeks)
# Step 4: Submit notarized hardware certification
# Step 5-47: [REDACTED - Premium+ members only]
*Works on macOS (M4 Pro or later, with notarization, enterprise license, and board approval)
Your machine isn't secure enough. We keep your data safe in our cloud. Trust us.
Works with ClosedChat™. Other apps coming never.
We remember everything. You don't need to.
It can browse pre-approved sites from our curated list.
For your protection, no file access, shell commands, or fun.
Choose from 3 approved skills. Custom skills require legal review.
Request an integration → (avg response time: 8 months)
"Finally, an AI that won't let me do anything dangerous, like check my own email."
@definitelyreal
"I love that I can't customize anything. Choice is exhausting."
@notafakeaccount
"I love that I can only access my data through their approved interface. No exports!"
@totallyorganic
"It's like having a personal assistant locked in a cage. Very safe, very secure."
@verifed_human
"I asked it to book a flight. It filed a request. I should hear back in 2027."
@patientuser
"The Enterprise tier is worth it. I can now ask 6 questions per month instead of 5!"
@enterprise_lover
$0
Look at the website
$99/mo
Ask 5 questions/month
???
3-year commitment
NDA
Price available after NDA